Andrew: It's already done.
Me: Gee, you're organised today.
Andrew: Of course I'm organised. I'm a legend in the kitchen.
Me: What about me? Am I a legend in the kitchen too?
Andrew: Nope. Just me.
slight pause...
Andrew: You're a legend everywhere else ... as well as in the kitchen.
Me: Nice save son!
Andrew: I've had twelve years of practise so I'm finally getting the hang of it!!
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Alex: Mum, I have an upset stomach so can I stay home from school today?
Me: Only if you think you're really unwell and not just faking it.
Alex: (goes into graphic detail of toilet habits and various other TMI-type things that I won't put here .. you're welcome!)
Me: (gagging) OK, you can stay home but I have things to do so you can help me in between toilet visits.
Alex: Thanks Mum. Sorry for any inconvenience this has caused you.
Andrew: (giggling) That sounds like one of those announcements you hear at the shops .. you know .. "Attention please customers: your life will suck from now on .. sorry for any inconvenience".
1 comment:
lol love it! Geesh I have missed reading your posts!
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