Totally random thoughts ...

• If Aquarius is the water-bearer, why is it an air sign?
• Do I really need a pet?
• Why are there always more bills than money?
• When will I get my head around the fact that I am the only person who can make me lose weight?
• Does not having a favourite food make me weird?
• I wonder if my children will understand me spending time with their father, just the two of us, even though we could be spending that time together as a family.
• Why is it OK to say kil-om-etre but not kil-og-ram?
• Is Christmas in retail really the seventh circle of hell?
• Why is it seen as more socially acceptable for boys to burp and fart and not for girls?
• If the grass is greener on the other side, wouldn't that just make it harder to mow?
• Why do the censors ban the viewing of the outside of a naked human body but not the inside of it?
• How does the washing pile grow from a single hill to an entire mountain range overnight?
• Why do the plants you paid a fortune for need water and fertiliser to grow, but the weeds can do just fine without either?
• What do you buy the person who needs nothing and wants nothing for Christmas?
• Where has my scrapping mojo gone? And can I go there too?
• How did that countdown ticker miss so many days? There was over 35 days last time I looked .. I'm sure there was!!
• Why do my children's hugs always make me forget all the things I was annoyed at them for?

Feel free to add your random thoughts in the comments section!