- Captain Buzzkill (Alex),
- Captain Obvious (either Drew or Brad) and
- Captain Awesome (either Drew or Brad again)
I have asked when the next round of promotions is due because I think Major Awesome and Major Pain-in-the-butt sound more impressive but I just got pitying looks and a slow, sad shake of the head.
Obviously I'm Captain Fail-to-get-the-point-of-this-game.
At least I made it to Captain!!