Bradley came down to my room this morning and said to me through the ensuite door, very seriously, "Mum, we need to replace Dad."
Curious as to the reason behind this sudden pronouncement, I asked him why.
His equally serious response?
"Because he's a pre-1980's gas appliance."
(There's a campaign on TV at the moment telling people they have to replace their pre-1980's gas appliances due to some upcoming changes to the gas supply. He's just taken that idea and run with it. Love the way his mind works!)