All the better to hear you with my dear!
What a lot of teeth you have!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
What a strange tongue you have! Is it supposed to do that?
Yes! Yes it is. Look my brother has one just like it.
But what about your other brother?
Oh, he's inherited Dad's genes. They have very strange tongues indeed! Not a sideways curl in sight.
(This all started because Bradley came to me and said"Look what I can do Mum!" Then they all had to get in on the act. I'm so proud!!)